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Jan 2 2012

Happy New Year, fair readers!

Here's to another year of delightful irreverence from our friendly neighborhood Sleep Talkin' Man!
"I don't care if people think you're weird and you meow like a cat. Just don't go and lick your— Oh!... I now care."
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I have to be honest, people tend to think I'm a little weird (in a good way, right? RIGHT?!), and I do regularly "meow" my way through songs. But don't worry, STM, I'll try to limit my cat impersonation to that.
"Fanny batter-go-lightly. I don't want the fatty stuff. No no no."
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This one hearkens back to about three weeks ago, when STM first coined the phrase "fanny batter". As a reminder, "fanny" here in the UK is mild slang for vagina. So "fanny batter" is... you figure it out.

16 comments:

  1. Apparently you didn't get the memo. It's 2012! ;)

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  2. yeah. but you still have a lot to learn about gracefully avoiding situations. just maintain a steady pace.

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  3. Karen, you need to remember, all the best people are a little bit weird! It's the NORMAL ones you need to watch out for!

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  4. I wonder if STM shouldn't quickly copyright "Fanny batter". Just in case it could catch on.

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  5. its gunna be a NEW DAY ¸.•´¯` " ♥"¸.•´¯` " ♥"¸.•´¯` " ♥" ✫ ✫ ✫.2 January 2012 at 16:41

    also ikin figure, note.Ice.able, fanny batter-slang tootin'--- no offencers--- rumpish, bummpy, frump.ish, dumpy, fatty ass.ish, fanny-pac-it-on fanny excess...exzit,stage right.or.wrong...

    a bit on the heavy, and New Years' ease up resolution '12 to take it easy, eeeazzy, EZ, hold the... & not to take it lightly,yet too, take it lightly, it's no fluff fashion-stuff of
    STM dreams, (just sa-ying.yanging)

    meow, ,meow, meow, meow
    (food,food,)
    meow, ,meow, meow, meow
    ♪ . ♫♪ . ♫¸.✬⋰•´♫♪ . ♫♪ . ♫¸.•*´¨)✬⋰ ¸.✬⋰•´¸.•*´¨)✬⋰ ●̃)
    (not2much,nottoomch)
    meow, ,meow, meow, meow
    ...portion./.portion...

    meow, ,meow, meow, meow
    ♂+♂ = ♂♂ ღ ¸¸¸.

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  6. STM didn't coin fanny batter. It's been around for as long as I can remember.

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  7. I've met some people like that....... although that maneuver would take some extraordinary flexibility..... 7X=G

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  8. I prouced the weirdest laughter ever2 January 2012 at 21:03

    oh shut up shut up shut up already
    you're Skinn(I)er than me, horrific.
    none of these are true. dude
    forget your ass already, it's been bitten by the
    cosmos, karma and all the harma' fellows.
    they don't even taste imperfection,
    you idiot.

    I wonder who the other male is, oh why do I
    need to be part of an equation when I myself am
    a lot more than some[sum] of the parts. awe-sum
    just like you, whatever is skin deep eats its way deep to the core. the invi-si-ble wooorm tasteth what is same in us.

    in dreams I talk with you. and I hope ♂+♂ = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUY_zpPeab0

    or ♂+♂ = me and myself.

    I was way more creative yesterday, fuck you for keeping me in uncertainties. I started to violently dislike most cats, you were right, dogs rule the universe. just like every solitary child. [li-young lee on youtube. the first, but you already saw that]

    but on the other hand I can't be mad at you, this is your only weapon. I'm sorry, I wish you could kick me in our ass when I need it but you can't anymore.

    we stay for 6 more months in case you were

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  9. I tried to sing, sounds familiar, something classical but I'm not a musical prodigy too

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  10. Happy New Year, STM, Adam and Karen! Here's to a year full of hilarious observations and witticisms from all three of you! Thanks for brightening our days.

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  11. suddenly Star Wars theme music started to play. was that from here or elsewhere? I laughed so hard

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  12. it was from somewhere else. please delete this comment, and the last one, thanks, <3

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  13. Fanny batter is not an STM original; it came from Viz in the early 1990s; it's well-documented (and included in Roger's Profanisaurus, which I think STM has ingested).

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    1. It was around well before that, we used to say it as teens in the early 80s.

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