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Mar 23 2012

"Here I am: Captain Yeast Infection! Making you uncomfortable no matter what you wear."

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And the reveal:


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(note to Americans: Marmite is a repulsive dark brown paste, made from yeast extract, that cerain poor, misguided Brits enjoy on their toast.)
KAREN: Captain Yeast Infection!
ADAM: Ew. That's not nice. Why would you say that?
KAREN: You think I came up with that?
ADAM: Oh. I'm sorry, that's quite nasty. I apologize.
KAREN: He has the power to make you uncomfortable in anything you wear.
ADAM: What's his nemesis, Yogurt Man?
KAREN: (giggles)
ADAM: I suppose he could have a sidekick, Marmite Boy.
KAREN: (laughs, questioningly)
ADAM: Marmite being yeast extract.
KAREN: I'll be honest, I was trying to figure it out.
ADAM: Yes, if you happen to have, um, problems in that department, you're meant to steer clear of marmite.
KAREN: Hmm. So you shouldn't spread marmite around down there.
ADAM: Probably peanut butter would be better.
KAREN: Why peanut butter?
ADAM: It just... I don't know...
KAREN: Soothing, maybe.
ADAM: I think so.

15 comments:

  1. Just for future reference: Garlic. Apparently putting a garlic clove at the, uh, site of infection gets rid of it rather quickly.

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    1. I would think putting garlic down there would get rid of a lot of things. Like the possibility of oral sex for the next couple weeks.

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    2. Apparently all-natural greek yoghurt works much better. But make sure it's no sugar added, because sugar will just worsen the problem...

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  2. Greatest reveal chat ever.

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  3. Marmite rocks! on toast with a little butter..and sometimes cheese, Mmmm ,no I'm not from the UK but I love the stuff :D

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  4. Sounds like a great idea for a comic strip The Adventures of Captain Yeast Infection and Marmite Boy!

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  5. I like marmite, and I'm not even British.

    I mainly use it in my soup, though, as I'm a vegetarian, and it lends an almost meat-like savoury flavour.

    I'd just use MSG, but marmite has lots of B vitamins.

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  6. Captain Yeast Infection's nemesis is not Yogurt Man, it's Yogurt Woman! And like Batman and Catwoman or Poison Ivy, it's a love/hate relationship.

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  7. Thanks Adam & Karen. You mention marmite, I start thinking of vegimite, and next thing you know I have Land Down Under stuck in my head!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsWKczU6wc

    BTW - That one dude from Men At Work looks an awful lot like the 9th Doctor.

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  9. And the poor, misguided Kiwi's in Christchurch have to go without because the factory closed down, and people started selling their jars and half-used jars on Trade-me. (Like a New-Zealand based eBay)

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